Submitted by Matt.

My little brother came outside to see what I was doing. I decided [...]]]> When I was a child, I decided it would be fun to learn how to throw knives. I grabbed a bunch of steak knives from the kitchen and went outside and started throwing them at the ground, trees, side of the house, etc.

My little brother came outside to see what I was doing. I decided I had gotten good enough to throw one in his direction and miss him. Presumably to scare him.

I hit him square in the forehead.

Now I had to explain to my parents why there were marks on the side of the house, why the steak knives had dirt on them, and why my brother was bleeding from the head. They were plenty displeased.

Submitted by Jay.